Saturday, January 5, 2008


I appreciate everyone that reads this blog. Whether you know me personally by my real name or the pen name of Sam Lemon, you are welcome here. I plan to write on a variety of subjects.

There will be a lot of “what to do” or “here is what I do” type of things. I hold two degrees in education. They are from the school of Hard Knocks and the University of Life Experience.

In other words, I am just an ordinary person in cyber space with no real qualifications to speak of, so please don’t try to sue me for several reasons:

1. You can’t get blood from a turnip.
2. My writing is only opinion and not expert advice.
3. It would be a waste of time (in my opinion)
4. Just because I sayso does not make it true (just ask my kids)
5. I have a team of powerful attorneys that would take you to the cleaners (well..... it’s possible)
6. Hasn’t anyone ever told you not to believe everything you read online?
7. Any moron can get a blog and start writing (as you can see)
8. Surely you must have better things to do
9. Courtv tried to sue me and I made them change their name ( could have happened)
10. You will have 7 years of bad luck (every time you break a mirror)

And if that doesn’t scare you, I have a big dog. And she will jump on you and lick you in the face and give you fleas. And she will whack you with her tail. (And that can cause a rather nasty whelp sometimes)

Sorry I had to get tough but sometimes it is necessary.

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